Official NYU Artsy* Blog~

hey tumblr friends, i’m ending this blog and starting a vlog on youtube because my comedy is more tangible via video. come watch my videos all the time so i can make mad money. it’s the same premise of a ridiculous artsy nyu student………

http://www.youtube.com/user/ARTSYGIRLNYU

PEACE

oaky everyone so as you may or may not know (you probably know bwecause im famouS kindnotreallybutlikeyEahletsberealforliketwominuets;)xoxo) i like RUN FACEBOOK. like it’s not that im on the internet all da time (im liVinGG MY LIFEE_DOIN MAH THANG;; live the life you have imagined—-thoreau (omg love philsoophy aaaah)))  but because im a power BITCH OKAY. no but really i have to control every situation its why im gunna be world ruler eventualyl BUT ILL SAVE THAT FOR ANOTHER POST (LOVE MY FANS<333ALLMY READERS ARE THE BESTTTT LOVE OYU GUYS….but chill. like, don’t freak out. chill. wdf~*) okay so anyway i run facebook and i was on the other dayt and it turned out SOMEONE HAD MORE FRIENDS FROM THE NYU NETWORK THAN I DID. well the first thing i did to get out my anger was throw 2 of my vintage vases (from franceee omg love cuLture) but w/e $500 is nothing and MATERIALISMSUCKKKSSSS(////lovEs  iT;)) and then after that i was like WDF WHO IS THIS and then i ddid some investiaging because being a reaL reporter means being a detective (LEARNED DAT SHIT FROM ‘GET A CLUE,’ THE DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE STARRING LINDSAY LOHAN… BUY HER LEGGINGS HERE:http://www.lohangroupie.com/6126-leggings-by-lindsay-lohan-now-available/) HAHAHAH ANYWAYYY——> it turns out this betch is NOT A PERSON.

and then i realizeed it and i had a HUGE epiphany. like, i havent had an idea this original since when i listened to regina spektor BEFORE SHE GOT POPULAR THANKKSSSS I LIKE HER MORE DUH~*) anyway, my idea was really based on the idea that all we are on facebook are ideas. like, the idea of being an idea is in itself an idea nd like all we can do with ideas is like nothing except make them into something but all we do is like, taxes, and stuff and its not like the idea itself is makihng it something its like the preson and the idea are like…yeah. you get it.

anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy break has beEN AMAZZINNG soeey i havent updated, im so busy living my equalyl awesome life at homeeee~~~~~ * im not gunan say where i live cause CREEPY STALEKR FANS SUCK (but my reg fans u da bEstTTT) but its so fun and everyne loves me and ayyayyaya love my life

here’s some amazzzinnngg artwork that i saw the other day and legit died bc it was SO MOVING and im SO deeep:

like, get it? you should. no really though, if you don’t get this then im artsyer than you adn get off my bloG betch…jk loveee my readeerrzzz

omg hello everyone i knoe you’ve been out there waiting diligently for me like i wait patiently to be perfect and artsy OH WAIT I ALREADY AM LOL NYUUUUU BOHEMIANNNN LOVE MY LIFE GREENWICH FOREVAAA MACDOUGAL BLEEKER AAAH. so i decided to post about ffashion because my outfit today, though expensive (and like im not gunna deny that my parents are really rich cuz is its da trutH~ but dontt tell the hipsters at whole foods or they wont like me SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) waS ABSOLUTELY WORTHY OF FASHION PRAAIIISSSEEEE. okay so here it is—- NOTE: I CHANGED THE FACE OF THE PERSON BECAUSE I DONT WANT PEOPLE STALKING ME AND SHET LIKE I HAVE SO MANY THINGS GOING ON IN MY CRAAAZY LIFE I DONT HAVE TIME TO GET FOLLOWED BY MY READERS (EVEN THOUGH I LOVE YOU GUYS SOOO MUCH NEVA FORGET IT~)

remember, that’s not actually me! i’m really pretty I SWEAR AND MY HAIR IS RELALY ARTSY AND SHIT BUT ILL SAVE THAT FOR ANOTHER POST HEHE

okay so let’s talk about this work of art~ (omg love artttttt). the shoes were VINTAGE (yuessss love vintage so much its da best) and cost me like $600. the yellow laces are like DEF from the sixties!! or some awesome era!!!! yaaya! maybe even ENGLA”ND! yayaya foreigns stuff iz mah lyfeeeee). the pants are american apparel but for VIP customers only ;) (you have to spend $600/week to even get considered for it!!! im such a big deal!! :D) and they were like $250. theyre not really comfy but htey fit me exactly the way that the lady at the american apparel dressing room told me they were supposed to fit!!! (having a perfect body for clothes is amaazingg<33333). the shirt i got in BROOKLYN (yess i go there all the timeee i love hipster parties i have so many friends there they all love me so much and know me SOO well like inside my heart htey reside hehehe). it was like $75 which is SO cheap (i almost didnt get it bc im afraid of cheap clothes lolZ jk but really). and the jacket. omg the jacket is legit my lifeeeeee it was like $15,000 from a CRAZY cool vintage store on the lower east side! the lady behind the desk told me that SYLVIA PLATH owned it!!!! i love the bell jar so i was like gotta GET ITTTTT hehehe yayayay love my lifeeeeee). so i wore it all day today and people liked it so much THEY THREW CHANGE AT ME. LIKE THAT IS LEGIT THE BEST COMPLIMENT IVE EVER GOTTEN YAYAYA LOVE FASHIONNN

and if oyu dont understand my couture stlye than you obvi dONT know anything about fashion and SHOULD GET OFF MY BLOG (jk keep on reading i love my readers sooo much you guys are AMAZING)

ALRIGHT WELL ID LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT BUT I GOTTA GO ROLL MY OWN CIGARETTES AND SMOKE THEM OUTSIDE MY DORM WITH AN UPSET LOOK ON MY FACE BYEEEE <33333334567899743568345634 (love numbersszzz but not as much as WORDS yaya artsyyynesss is da best)

hey everyone i’m fucking back from another CRAZY day in nyc i did so much shit i would tell you about all of it but like let’s be real i’m cooler than you and you don’t deserve to hear the deetz BUT READ MY BLOG LOVE ALL MY READERS YOU GUYS ARE MY LIFEEE except for my aweSOEME life outside of the blog DUH.

okay so i went to moma today because modern art is really interesting to me because im really deep and interpret strange works in profound ways!!!!!!!!!!! i found this one piece that i was truly taken aback by i legit started crying i had to go to the bathroom and change undies bc i peed bc it was sooo amazing i didnt know what to DO jk but really i have a bladder problem OKAY ANYWHERE HERE IT IS——

holy shit i cant even look at it now without crying i’m so deep and its so deep its like we’re soul sisTaz. here’s my interpretation on it-

the frog represents the natuer of reality because like all we do is run around after something that we’ll never get and like that’s why its on a cross because we try to crucify each other and like THE MEDIA and stuff so like yeah it all comes into play in this painting!!!!! and also the coffee cup represents like the natuer of art because you try to drink it but you cant, just like how the frog cant drink it because his hand is nailed to the wood. and the nails are symbolic of like human nails because i always paint my nails using MAC NAILPOLISH IT;S THE BEST~

pleaaase don’t copy my interpreation for papers for finals that’s SO messed up and im so tired of people stealing my ideaS all day every day like get your own shit DAYUM but still read my blog heheheheh love my readerZ.

hey everyone i’m backK i know you’ve missed me so much but chill bc you don’t wanna seem desperate. okay so as you ALL know i love lady gaga so much i legit worship her every night at a shrine in my room that i kicked my roommate out so i could put up, theres tons of glitter and shit but anyway i was watching her video on repeat all week last week and i really wanted ot figure out how she got her eyes SO BIG. it def wasnt a camera trick because im friends with film students and they told me it wasnt and like we have the #1 film school in the country so theyre def right they know their shit. anyway i took me so long to figure out how to get my eyes to look that big. i tried everythingggggg like i spent a total of $540 to figure it out because i wanted to get my eyes like that for this weekend (omg gunna be so0o rEcklESSSs can’t even wait aaaAH!). here’ all you have to do

first, do 4 lines of coke. i personally get really good coke in harleM from my baby boi chantel (LOVE YOU CHANTY IF YOURE READING THIS CALL ME BACK YOU LIL BETCH LOL ILUSOMUCH AND YOUR COKE HEHE BUT LIKE OMG COKE IS FUN AS HELL) anyway any coke will prob due and you just gotta snort that shit right off. (ARTSY TIP: DO THE LINE OF COKE OFF OF A VINTAGE ‘FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS’ BOOK.. APPROX 54 ARTSY POINTS ACCORDING TO THE MANUAL)

second, put a shitload of mac eyeliner on so you look SO good. i mean you can really use any eyeliner but mac is like mah lifE which is why im saying that lol not that im endorsing it im just saying that MAC IS DA BEST MAKEUP AROUND YA HERRDD

third, get all your artsy friends to put on fake eyelashes. this is essential because oyu wont be able to put them on if you just did coke and youll get glue in your eyes. and even though glue in the eye can have symbolic meaning and hence be artsy, it is besides the point for this specific mission

four, hold your eye beneath a bright light for 15 seconds. it hurts s0 much hehe but like its legit worth it. your eyes will get red and expand but eventually the red will go away

&&& BEFORE OYU KNOW IT YOULL BE SO FUCKING GLAM YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOO AAAH LUV MAH LYFEEE~

okay i gotta go to yoga and bump into people i wanna impress BYE<3456 text me but i might not text you back because im SO busy and have so many friends to keep in contact with you relaly cant blame meeeeee~

hey guys even though this is my first post, i’ve been artsy for such a long time even before this blog was started! i know SO many people will read this blog and it will make me famous duh. okay so on my blog i plan on talking about the various artsy things that me and all my cool artsy friends are interested in. for instance, PAINTINGS (there’s tons of museums in the city and i go to all of them! i’m the shit!) PHOTOGRAPHS (i have a camera and im so good at taking pics i walk around with it around my neck luv mah liFe) FASHION (clothes are like a lifestyle you know im gunna put crazy couture that, if you don’t like, you don’t know anything about fashion lol jk BUT REALLY) aaaaaand SOCIAL (living da drEam~ going to broookyln and shit and clubs my life is crazy glam) AND SO MUCH MORE STUFF BECAUSE MY MIND IS FULL OF LOSSA CREATIVITY. gotta go write poetry about homeless people GET AT ME AAAAH